Emoji Sports

Emoji Sports

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No horse has yet managed the elusive Quadruple Crown—winning the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and the Missouri Horse Hole.

HOW TO
Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Available September 3, 2019.
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