I Don't Want Directions

I Don't Want Directions

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Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren't about to ask me to repeat it all back to you.

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Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Available September 3, 2019.
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