December 25th

December 25th

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If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the April blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?

HOW TO
Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Available September 3, 2019.
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