Opening Crawl

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Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren't too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

HOW TO
Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Available September 3, 2019.
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