Things You Learn

Things You Learn

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Guess who has two thumbs and spent the night in an ER after trying to rescue a kitten that ran under his car at a stoplight and climbed up into the engine compartment? And, thanks to antibiotics, will continue having two thumbs? THIS GUY. (P.S. kitten is safe!)

HOW TO
Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Available September 3, 2019.
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