Broomstick

Broomstick

(alt-text)

'Broom first, then slippers.' 'How do I know you'll return the broom once you've secured your ticket?' 'I'll leave my little dog as collateral.' 'Great. Pleasure doing business!'

HOW TO
Absurd Scientific Answers to
Common Real-world Problems

Available September 3, 2019.
Preorder: Amazon, Barnes & Noble,
IndieBound, Apple Books