Star Ratings

Star Ratings


I got lost and wandered into the world's creepiest cemetery, where the headstones just had names and star ratings. Freaked me out. When I got home I tried to leave the cemetery a bad review on Yelp, but as my hand hovered over the 'one star' button I felt this distant chill ...

My new book, Thing Explainer, is out today!
(If you're in NYC, you can also come see me!)

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